Robert Emmett

frowningfoxbones:

former-fatty:

dear-tumb1r:

topsiders-tanlines:

thespacemaid:

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

(via h-alloweenspook)

just-shower-thoughts:

Agreeing to terms and conditions went from: “this is our stuff, don’t copy and sell it” to “this is your stuff, we’ll copy and sell it”

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hotdogsngiggles:

scottyottyotty:

jujutherubberduckie:

leradny:

nuggles:

favorite trope: the very important hand touch in period dramas

*begrudgingly reblogs while grumbling* this is exactly my aesthetic

That last one is FRISKY. I literally leaned back a little. BOTH HANDS? And that gentle glide over the top before the clasp? -fans self-

How dare you put this kinky hand holding on my dash? That little grope at the end was TOO MUCH

i seriously fainted at that last one. where are your gloves people! is this pornhub?

(via formallyfreya)